Usually I don’t do things like this. My sister did it first, and after much internal deliberation, I read it. It was funny. So I went to the link that was at the bottom of her page and tried the “Evil Plan” engine myself.
Here are the results:
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Next, you must steal the internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must demonstrate your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
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